![]() ![]() ![]() But if you don’t mind waiting until my violin lesson is over, maybe I can do your calculus then.Jason Mraz, Roger Manning Jr. Girl: Ah, er, erm, I have chess club tonight and then I’m helping my dad rebuild the Ford’s engine. ![]() What did you do to him? And hey, wanna try the same thing on me tonight when you do my homework? ![]() Guy: Hey, I hear you’re quite a cunning linguist – that geek is tripping over himself. She’s in black leather tight trousers, red stiletto mules and a boob-busting leather top. Oh by the way…” (peels of milk-bottle glasses,lets down hair, lets zip down on kagool to her cleavage, and strokes neck) “…how about you come over to practice parsing those sentences?”Įxt: School Jock struts up to the same girl, in the midst of her Sandi-nerd/Sandy-hot chick from Grease transformation. Guy: “So, do you mind if I borrow your notes on Chomsky Normal Form?” Can you imagine how confusing that is to a guy meeting such a person?Įxt: Geeky dude meets what he thinks is a geeky girl, in the CompSci library: It just dawned on me what this competition is really about: Bipolar Women Of the Week – not sure if they are sexy or geeky. It’s basically like emailing your heart to me, except less creepy. So noble friends and fans of Mostly Lisa, i ask you kindly, on behalf of my fleeting self-esteem and my need to be as publicly vindicated as pink haired Brit Brit, please vote for me. What’s faux nation? Is that like a new app on facebook? Exactly. What’s it about? Range Exploration of Phonation and Pitch in the First Six Months of Life. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but my thesis makes a mighty fine conversation piece for that next social mixer you are planning. Well, it’s really your loss as i was planning on sending each of my supporters a copy of: In fact, 2 people have given me two thumbs down. Why am i so sad? Because although I’ve been nominated for the Wired Sexy Geek of 2007 (thanks Ry and Tom), no one is voting for me. Behind my subtle smirk, and black bikini that matches my silver classic 80 iPod, there is a sad sad girl. ![]()
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